official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(via 9rimes)

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(via xbeautifulfairy)

odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via greetings)

cindysittig:

Léon: The Professional
turns 20-years-old
 ©Columbia

cindysittig:

Léon: The Professional

turns 20-years-old

©Columbia

(via siluetadepluton)

asker

Anonymous asked: not those anons, but the pronouns ones mean those people want to call themselves because they arent special enough like xe xi,etc and the other one because white heterosexual male are tumblr's first public enemy. Which I find both dumb as fuck.

Xe, Xi? I didn’t know o.o

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

(via thats-so-meme)

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

(via dutchster)

asker

Anonymous asked: Marrying in 2014? That's retarded. Why chain yourself to someone you'll end up hating?

Because i can